I was picking up my vegetables at the CSA drop the other day. Another woman was there with her 3-year-old son, packing up their box. She bent over to him and said in a voice that was meant to be overheard,
Andrew, that woman over there might not recognize me, but she taught me calculus twenty years ago!Andrew was unimpressed, but of course I went right over to re-introduce myself, or actually, to have her remind me of who she was. I somewhat remember the name, but there's no way I would have placed the face. As I turned to go, she leaned over her son again and said,
And you know what, Andrew? She taught me calculus while she was dressed in a cow costume!Well, dang, now I'm sorry I gave that particular outfit away.