I'm starting to think that -- in the same way that belts and scarves and such are fashion accessories -- in that same kind of way, funnels are frugal accessories. They decorate the life of a person who bulk-buys food and then parcels it into smaller containers. Someone like me, so to speak.
My analogy might be a bit off. I don't wear belts, and although I have winter scarves, they're not fashion scarves. So I'm not sure that the fashion comparison holds . . . but the deeper I get into this funky low-trash, local-food, crunchy granola kind of existence, the more I learn to love some of my favorite funnels.
Ooh, and I made a new funnel for myself, which is kind of why I decided to write this post!
But I actually do have favorite funnels, and before I describe my homemade contraption, I want to pause to sing the praises of my faves here. When I started canning, I got the standard plastic canning funnel (which works just fine). But the more I started using canning jars for just about everything (not just for canning peaches and tomatoes and such, but also for storing leftovers, for packing my lunch, for holding small quantities of bulk-purchase rice or beans, etc ), the more I started hankering after a stainless steel funnel. And then, one Christmas, our host-daughter Y got me a stainless steel funnel. Whoop!
When I opened that, I was delighted, but K-daughter's face fell. Because she, too, had gotten me a stainless steel canning jar funnel, which I opened next. Except here's the thing: canning jars come with two sizes of openings: "regular mouth" and "wide mouth". And Y had gotten me a regular-mouth funnel, while K-daughter had gotten me a wide-mouth funnel. So both the funnels turned out to be delightful in their own kinds of ways.
The wide-mouth funnel doesn't work with the smaller regular-mouth jars, but it is awesome for wide-mouth jars; peaches and such don't get jammed up in the neck. Most of the time that I put away left-over food or pack lunches, I do in wide-mouth jars. So I use the wide-mouth funnel several times a week, and every single time I do, I think about how grateful I am that K-daughter is a part of my family, and how much I love this beautiful funnel. I'm kind of irrationally delighted by this funnel, but since it's a happy irrational, I don't fight the weirdness of it it. K-daughter sighs and says, "no other present can ever hope to compete with that". But it doesn't have to, man. I'm so happy with my wide-mouth, stainless steel funnel.
Q: So why on earth would I need to make a homemade funnel?
A: For really big jobs, that's why.
I buy my flour in 25-lb sacks, and I store it in 5-gallon plastic buckets in the basement, transferring smaller amounts into my counter-top glass flour jar as appropriate. And I make large batches of granola in large baking pans, and then transfer it to gallon-sized jars once it's baked. For these tasks, my "little" canning jar funnels don't help. I've been racking my brains for a few years, trying to figure out where I might purchase a cheap appropriate funnel, or how I might make my own, but to no avail. Internet searches didn't help, either.
And then, this past December as we were making our traditional Springerle cookies, inspiration struck. I've somehow inherited/mooched a set of round aluminum trays that our dining service uses for serving cookies and brownies. (The dining services folks thinks of these as "disposable", which is why I suspect that the way I got them was by "rescuing" them before being tossed in the garbage pail). These trays are so large they don't fit in my oven, so I can't use them for making pizza, but I do occasionally use them for setting out the springerle to dry overnight before baking them.
But I realized: these cookie trays are actually great funnel material! With a regular pair of scissors, I could cut a wedge (like a piece of pizza) from the tray, and then cut a circle in the middle about the size of a baseball. The remaining piece I bent into a cone shape and secured with a binder clip.
Voila! A giant granola funnel!
Would it actually work, you ask? (Or at least, I asked myself). And the answer is . . . why yes! Just beautifully!
For years I've done combinations of contortions to try to make sure that the hot granola doesn't make too much of a mess as I pour it from the hot (did I mention hot?) heavy trays into the jar, and I've always had relatively limited success. Or I've used not-entirely-desirable intermediaries (pouring the granola first into a paper grocery bag, and then from there pouring it into the jar). But this time, whoop! the granola went right down into the jar with nary a stray grain on the counter or floor. Funnel success!
So that's my funnel fact for the day.
My analogy might be a bit off. I don't wear belts, and although I have winter scarves, they're not fashion scarves. So I'm not sure that the fashion comparison holds . . . but the deeper I get into this funky low-trash, local-food, crunchy granola kind of existence, the more I learn to love some of my favorite funnels.
Ooh, and I made a new funnel for myself, which is kind of why I decided to write this post!
But I actually do have favorite funnels, and before I describe my homemade contraption, I want to pause to sing the praises of my faves here. When I started canning, I got the standard plastic canning funnel (which works just fine). But the more I started using canning jars for just about everything (not just for canning peaches and tomatoes and such, but also for storing leftovers, for packing my lunch, for holding small quantities of bulk-purchase rice or beans, etc ), the more I started hankering after a stainless steel funnel. And then, one Christmas, our host-daughter Y got me a stainless steel funnel. Whoop!
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joy atop empty (almost invisible) canning jars |
When I opened that, I was delighted, but K-daughter's face fell. Because she, too, had gotten me a stainless steel canning jar funnel, which I opened next. Except here's the thing: canning jars come with two sizes of openings: "regular mouth" and "wide mouth". And Y had gotten me a regular-mouth funnel, while K-daughter had gotten me a wide-mouth funnel. So both the funnels turned out to be delightful in their own kinds of ways.
The wide-mouth funnel doesn't work with the smaller regular-mouth jars, but it is awesome for wide-mouth jars; peaches and such don't get jammed up in the neck. Most of the time that I put away left-over food or pack lunches, I do in wide-mouth jars. So I use the wide-mouth funnel several times a week, and every single time I do, I think about how grateful I am that K-daughter is a part of my family, and how much I love this beautiful funnel. I'm kind of irrationally delighted by this funnel, but since it's a happy irrational, I don't fight the weirdness of it it. K-daughter sighs and says, "no other present can ever hope to compete with that". But it doesn't have to, man. I'm so happy with my wide-mouth, stainless steel funnel.
Q: So why on earth would I need to make a homemade funnel?
A: For really big jobs, that's why.
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A really big homemade funnel, atop a gallon-sized jar |
And then, this past December as we were making our traditional Springerle cookies, inspiration struck. I've somehow inherited/mooched a set of round aluminum trays that our dining service uses for serving cookies and brownies. (The dining services folks thinks of these as "disposable", which is why I suspect that the way I got them was by "rescuing" them before being tossed in the garbage pail). These trays are so large they don't fit in my oven, so I can't use them for making pizza, but I do occasionally use them for setting out the springerle to dry overnight before baking them.
But I realized: these cookie trays are actually great funnel material! With a regular pair of scissors, I could cut a wedge (like a piece of pizza) from the tray, and then cut a circle in the middle about the size of a baseball. The remaining piece I bent into a cone shape and secured with a binder clip.
Voila! A giant granola funnel!
Would it actually work, you ask? (Or at least, I asked myself). And the answer is . . . why yes! Just beautifully!
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Granola from the big old pan went right into the jar, with no spilling on the counter or floor |
So that's my funnel fact for the day.