A song for the first trimester

This post is for my friend who is 10 weeks pregnant but hasn't yet told everyone that she's expecting again.  This is a song that used to make the nausea bearable for me -- better than drugs, and cheaper, too!  It's to the tune of "I feel pretty",  the song that Maria sings in West Side Story.

     I feel nauseas, oh so nauseas,

      And I'm cautious about what I sup,

      I'm up-chucking,

     'cause my eff-ing husband knocked me up!

        Tra-la-la-la-la,

        Tra-la-la-la-la.


   I feel queasy, oh so queasy,

   I'm uneasy, and think I might hurl,

   I feel queasy, 

   'cause I'm carrying a boy or girl.

        Tra-la-la-la-la,

        Tra-la-la-la-la,

Sing it until you don't mind that you feel barfy.  And congratulations!  Let me babysit!