About two weeks ago, my pillowcases looked dirty; they had little brown spots on them. I waited until my husband (the Lord of the Laundry) was back in town, and had him wash them. They didn't really get clean.
Here's what I wish I'd known: that was bedbug evidence. They chomp on skin at night, and the blood spots get on sheets or pillowcases.
Although, honestly, the only difference it would have made, knowing what those spots meant, would have been that I would have had a week's head start on combatting the beasties. Compared to other pests I've battled in my life (lice, I'm lookin' atcha) or that my friends have had to deal with (rats, ugh), these guys are fairly benign. Bedbugs don't seem to cling to body parts; they don't make their home in food you were planning to eat so you open a box of cereal to see it wiggling (ants and I have not seen eye-to-eye on where they should live); bedbugs don't chew through wires and make stinky poop like rats do.
At any rate, a week later I woke in the middle of the night to feel something (a fly?) on my arm, but my arm was under the sheet. I grabbed whatever it was, and it was a real thing. I tossed it in a nearby canning jar, turned on the lights, and looked under the covers. Little black/brown bugs, the size of apple seeds, were scurrying all over. Creepy.
When you wake up in the middle of the night to find things crawling all over your bed, and partly on you, it's very hard to go back to sleep, even when you move to a new space. I did a bunch of dark-hours internet searching. I threw a blanket (not from the bed) on the floor of my Command Center, and slept there . . . eventually.
Where did they come from? We're not sure. My husband has been doing a bunch of traveling to NY and Philly, occasionally staying in hotels, but he's also been sleeping in a different bedroom (one with air conditioning, unlike our master bedroom), and his bed is completely free of bedbugs, whereas the bed where I've been sleeping is infested. We live in a row house; I've warned neighbors on either side, but none of them have seen anything in their homes. My best guess is that the bedbugs came in tucked into a book I'd grabbed from a Little Free Library.
Here's something I know now: You can bake a book in the oven. Bedbugs die at 120 degrees Fahrenheit; paper burns at 451. I have now "sanitized" my bedside books at 170 degrees (the lowest our oven will do) for an hour.
What doesn't work: Baking soda. (I put it down anyway, because I figured it wouldn't hurt and might deodorize, although there wasn't much that was stinky. Diatomaceous earth works according to all the advice I've read, but baking soda, not so much.
What else doesn't work: Space heaters. We borrowed a few and turned them on full blast in the bedroom, hoping the heat would kill the bedbugs. But the space heaters didn't get the room much above 100 degrees, and the bedbugs lounged in the sauna we'd made for them, refusing to die.
Fortunately, although I don't know how we managed to get this lucky, it really seemed to be just that one room that had bugs --- and they haven't migrated into our chests of drawers or into our closets of clothes. In fact, the list of places there are no bedbugs goes on and on: They're not in the spare bedroom where my husband sleeps. They're not in the command center where I've been "camping" this past week. They're not in the living room, in any of the upholstered chairs or sofa. They're not in the dog bed or in the front hall closet. As plagues and infestations go, this is a pretty mild one.
We bought mattress covers. (By "we", I mean "my husband", because he's the designated shopper, and knows his way around online while I cover my eyes and pretend we're not spending money).
What I wish I'd known: Mattress covers that protect against things like bedbugs aren't the plastic pee-guard covers I'd been imagining. They come in small zipped-up plastic bags but they themselves are cotton. Apparently, we can put the mattress covers on the mattress NOW, with the beasties inside, and they won't be able to come out.
The covers are on to keep the bedbugs from spreading, but I'm still camping down the hall. Meanwhile, yesterday we had a professional exterminator come over to the house. With neighbors on either side of us who could be affected if we don't get this under control, and with no past experience with bedbugs myself, I figured I really want to make sure we have the full inspection and a careful treatment. I have friends who had dealt with bedbugs, and got a recommendation from them.
Here's how the conversation went with the Exterminator.
Me: We have bedbugs; they're probably only in this one room, in the bed and fortunately not in the clothes drawers or closets. Here, I caught two of them in this canning jar.
Exterminator (looking in canning jar): These are bed bugs.
Me: Yes, they are. They're in the bed, too.
Exterminator: Let's take a look at the bed. (We unzip the mattress covers). You have bedbugs in your bed.
Me: Yes, they're in the mattress and in the box spring. But they don't seem to be anywhere else in the room.
Exterminator (looks through the closets and drawers): They don't seem to have spread here. Has anyone been traveling, or stayed in a hotel?
Me: My husband has, but the bed where he's sleeping doesn't have bedbugs.
Exterminator. Let's have a look . . . there don't seem to be any bedbugs in his bed.
. . . [inspects the rest of the house]
Exterminator: The only place they seem to be is in the bedroom.
Me: Good to know. Can you treat the house?
Exterminator: I'd recommend treatment. I can write up the paperwork. Even though we just see them upstairs, you should treat the whole house.
Me: Great; I agree. When can you start?
Exterminator: I'll write up the paperwork, so you can decide whether you want to do this . . .
So, the exterminator went away with a promise to get back to us with the paperwork and timing. In the meanwhile, we got instructions, which say -- in not so many words -- that a bedbug infestation is a heck of a lot easier for minimalists to deal with than it is for regular people or hoarders. Before our exterminator could come to spray the whole house, we'd have to remove all clothes from the drawers, wash them, heat them to bug-death in the dryer, and bag them up (in plastic bags . . . . shudder). Shoes and stuffed animals would get the same treatment without the washer. We'd need to get everything off of floors, remove pictures and mirrors from the wall.
I have plastic storage tubs that I've been using for a few decades for off-season clothes, and during the past few days I've made use of those for my cleaned/laundered clothes, in lieu of plastic bags. We happen to have a few giant army chests that we could use for my husband's clean clothes. We're still trying to figure out how best to deal with his dry-clean-only suits. I deeply, deeply feel the irony of putting my clothes in plastic bags right after I've finished blogging for an entire month about the evils of wanton plastic use.
At any rate, the exterminator finally got back to us: the next available date is almost two weeks away, and it would cost $800.
At this point, we decided to get rid of the exterminator, along with the bugs. So we spent $28.02 for some bedbug spray and diatomaceous earth, and I followed the instructions and treated the mattress and boxspring (with the special covers off, of course) with the spray, plus all possible cracks/baseboard stuff with the diatomaceous earth.
Bonus: while I was driving back from the hardware store with the bedbug stuff, I got to see this rainbow, an aftereffect of Isaias blowing through. I like to think it's a good omen.
Now that the spray has dried and the mattress covers are back on, I'll be moving back into the bedroom, keeping a close eye on the space and everything in it. I know I need to repeat the treatment in 10 days, and then in another 10 days. I worry that I'll feel a bit like Amneris sleeping on top of the tomb of dozens of little Aidas and Radames-es, but I do think that I now have this under control.
Anyone out there in the blogosphere have further wisdom for me?